Got A Comp

Yeah..i got a comp here..(Dad's money only :( ) me..a phakir only(hindi lingo)

Motherboard - MSI K8N SLI - Platinum http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=641
Processor - AMD Athlon64 3000+
Speakers - Creative 5.1 Inspire 5200
HDD - 200 GB Maxtor SATA
Graphics Card - 256 MB Gainward Golden Sample GeForce 6600 Ultra
Sony DVD Writer ( + - RW , Dual Layer )
Sony CD Writer
Floppy Drive
APC ES-500 UPS
Samsung SyncMaster 17" Flat
i-ball Force 10 Mouse
Logitech Keyboard..

Okay .. i am REALLY boired now..as comp has NO OS yet..will write later.

Google - Preet Vihar

If you had made the fatal mistake of reading the previous offerings of rubbish from this place, then I would take decent odds that you are going to be back here again.Also I would suggest that there is only so deep you can plumb to , but after that it is all falling,so BE warned mortal.All the so-called bad(or PREMIUM) things in life are usually of an addictive nature, so it should be NO surprise that this too must be the same(Note:though it DOES qualify as bad, it qualifies also as er..(insert word her for opposite of PREMIUM).

Now that I have warned off the people who may have infinitesimal common sense ( or SABU) the rest of you, who are anyway going to hell(If not for other sins, then at least for reading this) can now tighten their seat belts. After all, your pitiable author can now safely claim that he is in the dreadful rock-bottom situation of watching text commentary of the Arsenal-Chelsea game.

After all that whining I will try and explain the title of this post(if anyone is intersted STILL).To avoid putting first time , random readers the ghastly experience of attempting to make sense of previous posts, I will say that for some reason I go to Preet Vihar in Delhi every Monday to Friday and will do so for a few more days(nearly a month). I am supposed to be learning Java, but what I am doing instead is to Google(verb).

That is one small step for others but a giant leap for ME(I revel in shamelessly twisting others saying's).Nah, I aint talking of the REAL Google,of course.(that would be scandalous, I mean, ME learning and all.) As with MOST of my meaningless talk and scandalous allegories Google to is one of them.I hope to have made you understand the meaning by the time this piece is over.

By the way, it really surprises me that Google has SO many hits in Preet Vihar, because a Garbage Dump would be a better(and vastly more flattering) description.( The place I go to in Preet Vihar that is, and Note: I am NOT trying to alienate or antagonize the Don of 10 years ago). Yet from SUCH a place there is a VERY vast pool of data to choose from, which ( a description a friend used) will be good till it ACTUALLY tries to represent itself by its means of communication.

Now that I have garbled that description reasonably well I will describe the #1 hit in my own words(If I can).

Starfire it was and surely 5 times better

Though it was on the 1.5th placeAbout 5'10" tall and PROTEIN FOLDED

Perfect It was and a strand across the face.

And near Hydrochloric Acid too.

This(the object of the description, not the article SILLY) is COMFORTABLY ahead in the contention for awards.

Also I will leave all( A term I use self-delusionally that this is actually read by OTHERS) of the readers with another cryptic, whose solution I will only demonstrate personally when asked.

On August 17th 2005, I saw the Old Man and the Walrus,saw the Count Dracula in me and also realised that the other was one of every three.

PS: This post I MUST thank my fellow peddler and Muh-Man responsible for Sports Updates and updates related to going around in Tin Cans in a hot city ( Those always seem better when you realise you are on the OTHER side of the looking glass.) So..thanks Mr.Santhosh Gowda.

Hint : Connect Google and Visual Satisfaction.

Dial P for Paneer

Hello All,

I guess humanity's instinct for survival must be quite strong indeed.I am saying this because of quite a few reasons. Some of them I can mention without offending anyone, others are well..ahem a bit more of "Go-ahead-at-your-own-risk" kind of thing, but then I am NOT the one to mince words..I feel I say how it is..but then you may be able to judge(or make a HONOURABLE exit NOW, and STILL have a chance to go to heaven(unlike me, who has had his card punched LONG back))

Ah,well the list(quite a few are typical of the self-centred S.O.B that I am)

1.)People have survived even AFTER reading my last Blog.

Mr.G up there must be really kind on you people.

2.)I have survived all hidden attacks(if any) and well-directed ill-will(owing to this blog)

Quite self explanatory,as I am STILL blogging(Some people NEVER learn,do they?)

3.)I dont have a TV here(yet).

Brace yourself, ESPN-STAR, this is the calm before the storm.

4).I dont have a COMP here(yet).

Well, my heart STILL beats,(whats that thing they say..yes..PRAISE THE LORD)

5.)I havent seen ANY movie here(NOIDA,yet)

Not going to venture what kind, etc..

6.)FOOD

What can I say?Bah..Before I came here, I was ambivalent towards paneer..but now I am thoroughly DISGUSTED by it(AS disgusted as you,yes YOU who is reading this pitiable excuse for a blog).I went to a restraunt(civilized word for a place with a roof and a stove and an AC) and the Chowmein(knowing that as the ONLY veg chinese item) I mistakenly ordered it.And it too had PANEER(yuck).It has here the status of a proper vegetable(which I did not like in the first place anyway)Well..but life moves on.

SORRY ALL ..this SIfy Connection is running out on me.So this will end.(God has saved you..but your luck will run out next time)

Special Thanks to

Vijai Maldini(I still havent seen him),Dilip R.S(Football News etc.)(I have seen HIM though)

Goodbye.

NOIDA - NOInternetDelhiArea

Most of my communiques suggest I write a paragraph of rubbish/irrelevant(MOST you say??) matter before getting to whatever it is that I intend to say..so you may skip this paragraph if you want to.If a line like that dosent drive you away, then read on..for there just may be a change from the rubbish(para 1) - MORE rubbish(para 2).So, that being said and YET again not changing the pattern, I must have somehow wasted your time in reading this(By writing at least 1 PARA of rubbish..AGAIN)

So, Now..

Hello to all the lost souls who have had the misfortune(or misguided) into looking a my drumroll.I did log on to my yahoo id zaphod_beeblebrox_xxvi and was bombarded into giving the VERY same details to at least 5 people in under half an hour.So , I decided that I would be revealing all(The Details, Obviously!)here.

I am currently undergoing the "training " process, which was SUPPOSED to be at CSC, but has been outsourced to the organization which has excelled at deluding itself and the people that any useful business could have been transacted by the inmate,while at the facility.Yep, you guessed it, it is NIIT.

It is in Preet Vihar,Delhi(about XX kms) from Surya Palace,Noida Sector 61 which is exactly 1,663,552,552 in an alien unit that converts to the EXACT distance between those two places upto an accuracy of 1,556,415,784 places after the decimal point in a somewhat more EARTHLY system.I will be paroled from this gulag on possibly a day between Sept.14(2005,phew) and Sept.19.

Now for my comments on the title of the blog(Yeah, somewhat like the blasted Washington Monument..taking a LONG time to get to the point).This area is "supposed" to be developing rapidly(The Commonwealth Games(yeah , the ones where WE are the biggest,richest nation and laugh at underdeveloped countries MUHUAHAHA)2010 is going to be held here,so some deadlines to be obeyed).However the only thing this area is "developing" is my STRONG Dislike of it(vis-a-vis the title).The word "Broadband" needs a babel-fish to be of any use to anyone here.The only refuge is in an archaic Sify I-Way which is possibly a lot like losing your ahem..ahem..celibacy(You take a LONG LONG time to do it and end up feeling that that it is pedestrian).Well, Sify I-Way would have to make GREAT advances in their infrastructure to even be called "Pedestrian".It is a matter of debate whether it is to be called Rubbish or Truly Dreadful.The computers there are SO slow that if I were to be typing now(HERE) you would get the message only now(THERE).

However I am typing all this at the NIIT centre where I am supposed to be doing a "practical" session on DBMS, which in my opinion was the WORST subject I "studied"(or attempted to pretend), so that is why I am taking the sadistic pleasure of troubling all who have been reading this.

Signing Off
Hope To Be Back For More(ME that is, and NEW viewers-suckers hehehe(Even I am not so self-delusional to expect the pitiable denizens who have viewed this to return.)

The Small Whimpering

From humble beginnings come great ideas .. that transcend time,change space.. and if not doing those things fill up this blog. If you can accept THIS you might even try gowday.blogspot.com. Let the HOSTILITIES commence.